If Sen. Orrin Hatch can write songs, so can Cyclops. Here is the annual Cyclops Christmas carol, this year sung to the tune of the Layton High Laytones signature "Christmas Party."
Commissioner Cragun,
he got beat,
Stood on principle
lost his seat,
Tax increase was the pretext,
In 2006 McConkie's next.
Living large in Davis County,
What a happy place to be.
(Boom, boom, boom, boom)
No one gave the Darts a chance,
Now Davis High is the 5-A champ.
Woods Cross will never know those raves,
Their athletes become Bountiful Braves.
Cragun hexed, McConkie's next,
Davis is high, Wildcats sigh,
Living large in Davis County,
What a happy place to be.
Heated letters, many snide,
In the battle about fluoride.
Most of us, women and men,
Pray it doesn't come up again.
Cragun hexed, McConkie's next,
Davis is high, Wildcats sigh,
Fluoride's here,
stop the fear
Living large in Davis County,
What a happy place to be.
The big issue in Centerville:
Wal-Mart for good or ill?
But even with some hesitation,
Bountiful approved recreation
Cragun hexed, McConkie's next,
Davis is high, Wildcats sigh,
Fluoride's here,
stop the fear
Centerville swallows Wal-mart pill
Recreation a hit
let's get fit
Living large in Davis County
What a happy place to be.
Republicans swept the vote,
Easy for elephants to gloat.
Democrats are long in tooth,
Can fit them all in one phone booth.
Now kids are hoping for a haul,
As weary parents shop the mall.
Clueless dads say 'What the heck!'
And let their wives write the checks.
Cragun hexed, McConkie's next,
Davis is high, Wildcats sigh,
Fluoride's here,
stop the fear,
Centerville swallows Wal-Mart pill,
Recreation a hit,
let's get fit
GOP, the place to be,
Shop real hard, there's credit cards
Living large in Davis County,
What a happy place to be.
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